1) Reservation - Reservation of medals and stopping the best
from competing.
2) Price Hike - Making travel unaffordable for the other medal
prospects.
3) Coalition & Kalmadi - Forming a coalition group at
the Games so that nothing gets done and let Kalmadi head everything so that
everything falls apart. (Corruption and graft is a given)
4) Peas and Bhupathi – Let them conduct a seminar on team spirit
and national pride.
5) Indian Football – A motivational video from the Indian
Football Team to inspire the athletes.
6) Mamta Banerjee – A demo on conflict resolution. (Need I
say more?)
7) Air India and Indian Airlines – A case study on excuses
and justifications.
8) Sharad Pawar – A session on multitasking (Yeah, and ruining
everything)
9) Monsoon – If anything goes wrong blame the monsoon. (Had
the gold, but alas, the Monsoon)
10) Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev– Threaten the athletes with dharna
outside their homes if they don’t win a medal.
11) Rahul Gandhi – Will visit all the athletes personally. (Let’s
hope this works this time at least).
12) Dhoble Uncle – Mr. Dhoble will personally accompany the
athletes on any parties they attend if they don’t win a medal as per the law of
1960 BC. (Videography will be a must)
13) Cricket - Let all
sports be allowed but only if it has something to do with Cricket. (Let Sachin and Yuvraj
compete in all of them )
14) Dhoni and Saurav – They should captain all the events. (Saurav as mentor only though)
15) Manmohan and Advani – Make Manmohan Singh the Chief PR
Officer and Advani the Yatra Chief. (Rath is optional).
Note: Offense intended but not meant.
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